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It's been so long since I last added any deviations here!

Anyway, this is a game that I made a few months ago. It's a platformer where you play as Clarence, a fat, lonely, 35-year-old virgin man who has managed to convince a girl to go on a date with him for the first time in his life.

Can he impress her?! It all depends on how well you play through the game!

As usual, all the graphics, coding, music and writing and stuff is by me, though I also want to credit my girlfriend, *Firequill, since we came up with and developed the early idea together!
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:iconrougegirl1:
rougegirl1 Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Is there anything... urgh... weird by any ch- chance??
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:iconmonterrang:
monterrang Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Student General Artist
i dunno why but sometimes i though to create a hack version of this game....like super demo world XD
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:iconrougegirl1:
rougegirl1 Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
You could t-try to...
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:iconmonterrang:
monterrang Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Student General Artist
i wish but i can't ....
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:iconkittygreenfox67:
Kittygreenfox67 Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
i played this in kongregate too
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:iconakira-miyashi:
Akira-Miyashi Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I finally got to finish the whole game. Woah! It's freaking fun! :D
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:iconninshroom:
NinShroom Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OH MAH GOD 

I REMEMBER THIS UBER-OLD THING
THE BEST 
:D :D :D :D
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:iconernestabacus:
ErnestAbacus Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is one of my all time favorite flash games. I'm quite enamored with the style. I especially like the style of the final level and the "creature design."
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:iconbigsmoke11:
BigSmoke11 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student Artist
i loved your game, im playing for the 6th time
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:iconunix4ever:
unix4ever Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fabulous amount of content. 3 hours and only 94% completion. :stupidme:

I've even tired completing this game :) Resembles good old days of Mario with all it's secrets.
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:iconatheenaesme:
atheenaesme Featured By Owner May 16, 2013
HOW DO I F DJKDNGFKBGFDUKG
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:iconmrcebola:
mrcebola Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
The pixel art is simply WONDERFUL! The music, the hilarious signs, the addicting gameplay, everything is awesome, congratulations :D
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:icondimensionwalker21:
Dimensionwalker21 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2013
I played this game a while back and came back to play it now that I have a DA account. I love the achievement trophies. Doughnuts!!! :iconhomerplz: I have played it about 5 times I think all the way through. I can all the achievements with 2 save files. I got 16/19 my first time after not having played it in awhile. The music and the game play are great and the signs are hilarious. Good job on five endings. Not many games have multiple endings. :iconclapplz: Will there ever be a girl version, nerd version or an animal version (like a dog's or cat' life) of this game?
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:iconpseudolonewolf:
Pseudolonewolf Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I won't be making any other versions of this game, but I am working on an RPG sequel that carries on where this one left off! (Well, where the best ending left off, anyway.)
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:icondimensionwalker21:
Dimensionwalker21 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
Awesome. I will definitely be waiting for it.
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:iconmrsuzumakiholt:
mrsuzumakiholt Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Photographer
How do u jump to the next thingy?!?!
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:iconchessplayer16:
Chessplayer16 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
My innate desire to not harm pixelated puppies is making this difficult to complete, but it's still a great game.
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:iconepicghost3:
EpicGhost3 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Student General Artist
haha! 5% of the game!! I'm soo amazing!
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:iconfeluki511:
feluki511 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
This is just amazing!!!
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:iconwolftron:
WolfTron Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Absolutely astonishing.
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:iconbowser14456:
Bowser14456 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Can u restart a level????
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:icondekler:
Dekler Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
NOPE! :D
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:iconbowser14456:
Bowser14456 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
FAIL
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:icondekler:
Dekler Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Eh, he specifically said you can only choose once. So you fail.
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:iconbowser14456:
Bowser14456 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:|
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:iconbowser14456:
Bowser14456 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohshitplz: I BOUGHT THE WRONG CHOCOLATE! The shopkeeper was confusing me!
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:iconbowser14456:
Bowser14456 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconohshitplz: I BOUGHT THE WRONG CHOCOLATE! The shopkeeper was confusing me!
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:iconmerume:
merume Featured By Owner May 16, 2012
amazing game, i'm still stuck on the pipelines though...
what language did you use to program this btw?
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:icont-squaredproductions:
T-SquaredProductions Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I died as I touched an item, and the game froze. :<
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:icont-squaredproductions:
T-SquaredProductions Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why does Clarence remind me of Wario? XDDD
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:iconsuperrandomturnip:
SuperRandomTurnip Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Because he's a big-bellied, white-skinned, (please don't say it, I'm not a racist) pink-nosed, dark-haired, blue-bagged (those bags under his eyes) man. That's why! He reminds me of Wario, too!
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:iconicewhip:
icewhip Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
YES! I got the best ending!
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:iconscholarwarrior-lad:
scholarwarrior-lad Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I've seen this floating around on other websites before. Bravo by the way! Didn't realize you were the guy who made it til I ran into it on here.
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:iconmisterkid:
MisterKid Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Student General Artist
I also have 16 out of the 19 achievements :D.
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:iconmisterkid:
MisterKid Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Student General Artist
I played game through and passed the last test with questions and got married and everything with all being a 100%, this was and is quite a fun game thank you for making it. I must say you're the 1st and only person I have come across on this site who anything like this and I impressed with the end result. Give your girlfriend a job well done for me too B-).
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:iconprofessional-fcukwit:
Professional-Fcukwit Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
This is so ridiculously addictive.
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:icondeergf:
deergf Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
clarence reminds me of my Math teacher
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:iconlionstar1:
Lionstar1 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Student Writer
Finished! Only in 30 mn. AWESOME WORK!
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:iconsectumsempra101:
Sectumsempra101 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
This is amazing! A truly great game. :)
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:iconmrkillzo:
mrkillzo Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
the date gliches for me a bit.

basically, i have to keep clicking on the play area.

also, sometimes have to hit space or enter. its keep swiching witch one works.
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:iconmrkillzo:
mrkillzo Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
me got the girl. aw yeah.

now.... got to get a real one. ^^;
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:icondarkianmaker:
darkianmaker Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I just love it!
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:iconemeraldkeefe:
EmeraldKeefe Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2011
Got the good ending the first playthrough and the best ending my second one. Tis a good and unique game, keep up the great work!!!
:)
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:iconrandomdude99:
Randomdude99 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
this game is amazing,I finally got the good ending,believe me when I say this but...this is a masterpiece!
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:iconmatheusjose195:
matheusjose195 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
muito legal esse joguinho
baseado do super mario bros
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:icongzegzolka:
gzegzolka Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011
Awesome game ^^ it took me a day to finish it and it was worth day. Thanks for making it :)
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011   General Artist
It's a beautiful flash game, but I think your character might be a bit of a Mary Sue. :)

Seriously, I think I found a glitch. I got the task for clearing the boss' browsing history, and I can't find find any whores in the section of the Internet marked “://history”.
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:iconhollowheaven:
HollowHeaven Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011
I couldn't either.
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:iconbatmanwithbunnyears:
BatmanWithBunnyEars Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011   General Artist
I figured it out. You have to get in front of the “://history” text and hit the up button; it works like a door. There are other places in the Internet like that too.
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:iconhollowheaven:
HollowHeaven Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2011
I finally finished it. :thumbsup:
:iconbravoplz: fine work.
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