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Yalortism is far superior to Christianity. There are many more benefits.
For one thing, we Yalortites accept both darkness and light, and only certain sins are punished. And most of those are for insulting Yalort.
Christianity also says that you have to pray and/or go to church. But Yalortism merely commands you to construct a small shrine to Yalort, which you must worship at least once a day.
God is dead. Yalort is not.
God isn't even real. Neither is Santa Claus. In fact... notice the resemblance? Both are pictured as having a white beard and having magic powers, and neither of them exist! But Yalort does. I've seen him!
And so on and so forth.
When it's finished, The Catechisms of Yalort will be the main source of Yalortism information.
But it's far from completion, so looking at it now (23/7/04) will be like looking at a website during construction. Because that's all there is too it.
Yalort is better than God!
ALL HAIL YALORT!
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For one thing, we Yalortites accept both darkness and light, and only certain sins are punished. And most of those are for insulting Yalort.
Christianity also says that you have to pray and/or go to church. But Yalortism merely commands you to construct a small shrine to Yalort, which you must worship at least once a day.
God is dead. Yalort is not.
God isn't even real. Neither is Santa Claus. In fact... notice the resemblance? Both are pictured as having a white beard and having magic powers, and neither of them exist! But Yalort does. I've seen him!
And so on and so forth.
When it's finished, The Catechisms of Yalort will be the main source of Yalortism information.
But it's far from completion, so looking at it now (23/7/04) will be like looking at a website during construction. Because that's all there is too it.
Yalort is better than God!
ALL HAIL YALORT!
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www.fighunter.com
Kiveenos requiel noth.
Of course, then there's always the problem of getting converts from a religion with such a large "fan base.''
All of the loyal ones will most likely look at you like you're a looney and beat you over the head during your sermons.
Of course... That's worse case scenario.
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Reality is for those who lack imagination.
Everyone's broken a law. It just takes talent to break one of Nature's.
Of course, then there's always the problem of getting converts from a religion with such a large "fan base.''
All of the loyal ones will most likely look at you like you're a looney and beat you over the head during your sermons.
Of course... That's worse case scenario.
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Reality is for those who lack imagination.
Everyone's broken a law. It just takes talent to break one of Nature's.
Yes, and then in doing so would prove themselves to be the loony. And then I'd slap them with the Haddock of Yalort! That'd learn 'em! It'd learn 'em good!
They just need to be enlightened and shown the benefits of worshipping Yalort. I need something flashy. And big. Hmmm... And glowy...
I have a cunning plan!
"Quality over quantity!"
- The prophet Archibald before confronting 40,000 enemy soldiers alone. And dying. Painfully.
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They just need to be enlightened and shown the benefits of worshipping Yalort. I need something flashy. And big. Hmmm... And glowy...
I have a cunning plan!
"Quality over quantity!"
- The prophet Archibald before confronting 40,000 enemy soldiers alone. And dying. Painfully.
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www.fighunter.com
In disagree... I've NEVER seen Yalort, nor god but I at least have an I dea of whom god is while Ye\alort is just a concept preached by one ... personage...
herefor until I see him or have as much proof of him as god i will continue with my current beliefs...
Quack???...
herefor until I see him or have as much proof of him as god i will continue with my current beliefs...
Quack???...
I HAVE seen Yalort. But never God.
Yalort was in Magpie Form though, so not many knew it was Him.
And Yalort is preached by about four... personages...
In fact... [THIS] should answer all of your Yalortian questions... If it works today... (Damn your shoddy services, freeunixhost.com!)
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www.fighunter.com
Yalort was in Magpie Form though, so not many knew it was Him.
And Yalort is preached by about four... personages...
In fact... [THIS] should answer all of your Yalortian questions... If it works today... (Damn your shoddy services, freeunixhost.com!)
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www.fighunter.com
Yalort is the most powerful being in the whole... uh... er... exitstences! Yeah! All those who dare mpock him will have to answer to his loyal servant! Me! I hate CHristians too. I even tried to burn the bible I got from my Primary School. How was I supposed to know nearby gas cans would catch fire and almost burn the shed down? And I too have kinda seen Yalort. In his powerful Magpie Formation. And the only good thing I can say about Santa Claus is that he is more popular then Jesus Christ around Christmas, even though it is supposedly meant to be his birthday. The only other thing I have to say is: Down with all other religions and beliefs! Up with Yalortism! Oh and sorry I haven't gone to worship Yalort, I am having trouble logging in with that msq error thingus X(
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Real sci-fi fans wear brown-coats.
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In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.
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Real sci-fi fans wear brown-coats.
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In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.
That MySQL error is REEEALLY annoying. I hope it gets fixed soon...
And yes, Yalort is the greatest! Mwhahahahaaa!
But we all already knew that.
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www.fighunter.com
And yes, Yalort is the greatest! Mwhahahahaaa!
But we all already knew that.
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www.fighunter.com
you wroship through the computer?
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Spirit. It is the hero's strength, the mother's resilience and the poor mans's armor. It cannot be broken, and it cannot be taken away. This I must believe. -Drizzt Do'Urden
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Spirit. It is the hero's strength, the mother's resilience and the poor mans's armor. It cannot be broken, and it cannot be taken away. This I must believe. -Drizzt Do'Urden
How else do you worship!? Walking to a church! My god only PEOPLE wpuld do that! Thats Pathetic!
ALL HAIL YALORT THE ALL POWEREFUL thingy mabob...
ALL HAIL YALORT THE ALL POWEREFUL thingy mabob...
Christianity is a religion in which the believers on symbolically eating the flesh and blood then communicating with a long-undead jemish schizophernic(Jesus hears voices)To rid thier souls of an evil within them that's there because a thousands of years ago a naked women ate a magic apple...Now why would she do that?
...Because a TALKING SNAKE told her too.
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Curse you loading screen!
...Because a TALKING SNAKE told her too.
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Curse you loading screen!
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For one thing, we Yalortites accept both darkness and light, and only certain sins are punished. And most of those are for insulting Yalort.
Christianity also says that you have to pray and/or go to church. But Yalortism merely commands you to construct a small shrine to Yalort, which you must worship at least once a day.
God is dead. Yalort is not.
God isn't even real. Neither is Santa Claus. In fact... notice the resemblance? Both are pictured as having a white beard and having magic powers, and neither of them exist! But Yalort does. I've seen him!
And so on and so forth.
When it's finished, The Catechisms of Yalort will be the main source of Yalortism information.
But it's far from completion, so looking at it now (23/7/04) will be like looking at a website during construction. Because that's all there is too it.
Yalort is better than God!
ALL HAIL YALORT!
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www.fighunter.com